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Products

spiralvicepres — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:59:51 CDT

1 Ultra Kill- a bug killing liquid that works like magic! Note: a holder for getting rid of air-born bugs is being made as well as one for creatures on the ground!
2 Cash Register- professional, real, working cash register. One in stock!!!!!!!
3 Rocks, Minerals, and Crystals- beautiful desirable gifts for someone special
4 Software- Spiral-made computer software including games to download for you your computer.
5 Pokemon Games- for your Nintendo
6 Playstation1 and games
7 Spiral Music Cd's- mixed by DJ Charles of Spiral Inc.
8 Any product you see a page on
9 Ultra Kill Holders 3 sizes availible with refil special ultra kill
note: the ultra kill for the holder is still only a PROTOTYPE and we are testing it still!
10 Semi Precious Stone Jewelry, spiral inc made rings metal or plastic is availble, metal works best $1.00 each

Make a comment inquiring about any of our products and you will get a reply from us, guaranteed. Wondering about prices of our products? We are deciding on final prices for our products. So for now, just e-mail us or see the order form.

Spiral Inc on RuneScape

darcy54 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:35:45 CDT

As you may have heard, many company members are players of Runescape- the massive online adventure game by Jagex Ltd. Even though we won't be on this site anymore, you can contact us there on and off. Below are some info of our accounts.

G- CEO- bunnyzrabbit- lvl 90- Member
B- Vice CEO- spiralvp- lvl 51- Member
O- Human Resources- poogle216- lvl 62- Free Player
D- Advertisement- wall300000- lvl 35- Free Player

Join clan chat: bunnyzrabbit to talk to other spiral inc runescape fans
Also, the OFFICIAL spiral inc world is World 46 (click to play in low detail now)
Are you, too, a fan of RuneScape? Post a comment below with your username and we will add you to our friends list, also sometime we will have runescape events, like combat ring partys at Gavin's house and other runescape minigame themed partys and events. There will also be huge parties at the Vice CEO's Mansion.

Spiral Incorporated Home Page

spiralvicepres — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:53:59 CST

Dear Visitors and Customers,

Spiral Incorporated has come to an end for now. The CEO and Vice CEO decided on continuing in a few years. Both the company and site have been inactive for a while. The company will come back in 5 to 6 years, with a new name, site, and type of company.

Thank you for your support, and we will see you in the future when we go professional, and start fresh.

-Spiral Staff
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February 10th, 2009

By the way, I think it's necessary to post the transcript to a very kind message I recieved from the leader of Smeef. Apparently, their accounts were hacked by a person who created them all when Smeef started. I gladly accept their various apologies and commend them for letting us know what really happened.

Vice CEO

As a new year has started, so has the new age of smeef.

In case you didn't know, smeef died last year, and no one has touched it since.

As of Jan. 1 of 2009, I came back to the site, and I am now the proud leader!

Smeef has been revived, and rebuilt, and brought back from the dead. I am still rebuilding many parts of it, though. However, one part that is needs much repair would be our reputation.

As you know, Adog225 and that other guy, who's name is chad, have recently been vandalizing your site. The New Smeef will not tolerate any of this behavoir. As the new leader of smeef, I will personally kick them from our site and make sure that they are punished for their actions. I apologize for what has all ready happened to you site, and promise you that it shall never happen again.

Should any concerns arise again, feel free to leave me a message on smeef, my username is IamtheZ.

From here on out, I think I will be the Chief Diplomat of the club, so if you want to talk with anything about our club, you will probably want to talk with me first.

Happy New Year!!
~~Z~~Proud new leader of the New Smeef~~
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(Below is the old article that is now redirected to the hacker who defiled both websites. Such disgusting behavior!)

Note: Please read the below article about the recent vandalisms. Thank You.
Smeef Beef? have you been smoking spleef??

We will not stoop to the level of smeef with their foul language, if you read their page about us on their childish site, you'll clearly see how immature it is, i hope adog and travis are real proud of themselves,
we don't care, keep sayin all of your "comments" Boo to you smeef we say, Boo to you . If the people at smeef are teenagers they should be maturing nicely whoever raised them probably has TERRIBLE parenting skills we feel very sorry for everyone who lives around them, do they kiss their mothers with those lips?

the content is distasteful, immature, and at times
profane , a quote from the email from Jeremy to Gavin
The site has been vandalized by 2 accounts and we are contacting Wetpaint, etc. The police have been told about problems like this before, so anyone wishing to create another problem, the same thing will happen. It is not funny at all, and we hope they realize that there are really serious consequences.
Also,we never said ANYTHING to smeef
For now, please disreguard any comments made by cumguzzler or big*****sucker. Thank you, and have a good day.

Attention! Page view alert!
Please view the Contest page. If you enter, you have a chance to win a small mountain of candy. That's no joke, folks!

Dear Viewers/ Customers,

Spiral INC is really changing lately. We have a new motto, new products and services, and possibly a new name. If we have a new name, a new homepage will be created. The head of R&D and Marketing, Windona, is back on the Spiral INC crew.

-Staff at Spiral INC.

Attention Customers: Please vote on all polls on the Customer's Choice page under Customer and Employess Services, we would love to know what you have to say!

Tragic Loss-
darcy54's new pet bunnies have passed away last Wednesday. They died of heatstroke, and were named Michael and Lilly after their departing. They will be missed dearly, and a memorial is soon to come on the sites and in the burrow where they were found alone.

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The Ultra Kill Holder: Progress

Windona — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:43:00 CST

Current Progress in Ultra Kill Holder:

Ultra kill is R&D's first project. All rights are for Spiral. It works like magic to kill insects, including ants, bees, caterpillars,AND EVEN GYPSY MOTHS! Plus you can control the amount it outputs. This way you have a bug free home and yard. Note: This DOESN'T kill worms in the ground so your garden can have a compost pile, working on making it so lady bugs don't get killed.

10/6/2007: Paste was mixed with sweet items to attract bugs then we tainted it with premade Ultra Kill then it was put outside for a test run. Hopefully we will test it in a very buggy house with a breeding ground for mosquitoes near by.

Researching organic bug attracting products......

Research And Development: Step By Step

Windona — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:42:12 CST

Windona is back, so R&D is back on track!

Way Newer projects:
I'm going to test growing Lavender and tomatoes. I'll see what I need to do to better garden for taste, maybe make a special compost for the tomatoes to taste better. Note: Lavender is a spice that can be used in cooking, like how a dandelion is edible.
The possibility of something you can put on your Achilles heel in case you get blisters there.

Current Projects for testing and development are listed here

Ultra Kill Holder started 10/6/07-Pet Safe ground container and indoor hanging container. A sticky container is being planned.
(ultra kill holder project also includes developing the paste to go in it)
A new container for all of your showering needs is being developed.
The Shower Buddy prototype is being made.

Fame Connections

Windona — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:36:40 CST

Here are some famous people connections that the head of Spiral has to some very posh people. Put up any of yours below in the comments section.

Gavin's dad grew up with the drummer from Bon Jovi (Tico Torres) and Gavin currently possesses Tico's Drum Sticks (priceless, don't even think about trying to buy them)

Brendan,Caitlin, and Gavin's uncle went to high school with the designer, Narciso Rodriguez and they e-mail each other on occasion. "He's really nice" said Darcy, our cousin (shes our uncles daughter).

The adult mystery author Mary Higgins Clark has a home a few blocks away from Gavin, Caitlin, and Brendan's grandparents mansion

Singer/ Actress Jennifer Lopez lives two minutes away from Brendan's cousin by car in New York. Brendan's uncle has seen her twice, once driving her white Phantom and once going to her favorite bakery

Brendan once trick or treated at talk show host Jack Ford's home in New Jersey and met him, his wife, and his dog.

Author Dan Gutman lives up the street from one of the people in Spiral

Both Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen have homes nearby Gavin, Caitlin, and Brendan's other uncle

Gavin is related to a bunny, he has one named Mr. Boingers.

Brendan's mom's old friend went out with the lead singer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers

bunnyzman's mom went to school with Al Leiter, the former pitcher for the New York Yankees

Brendan might be related to the former quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, Ron Jeworski

Buddy's dad once won an international dog show!

Buddy is caitlins kitten. (dog)

Windona is related to the author ofAlice in Wonderland
Windona happens to be the daughter of an inventor who helped make the first quartz clock
Windona is related to a soon-to-be evil overlord.

R&D

Windona — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:34:58 CST

I'm back! I, Windona, head of R&D and Marketing, am back. List of products being working on:

Organic and local fruit- healthy, tasty, and environmentally friendly! Permisson pending.
Compost for all your gardening needs! Makes plants grow quicker and better. Permission pending.
Foot/hand savers: To stop you from getting blisters

Old works:
All ultra kill containers
Shower Buddy

Please comment on anything you want me to do.

Quotes From Everyone

Windona — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:33:38 CST

1) "Imagination is more important than knowledge" -Albert Einstein
2) "kittyz say meow!!!!!!!!"-Gavin
3) "That's hot" -Paris Hilton
4) " Why do it yourself when you can have someone do it for you?" -Brendan
5) "If it weren't for women, men wouldn't be civilized" -Windona's mom
6) "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, JUST ME" -Death, from the Terry Pratchett book Mort
7) An idea is nothing if you don't act upon it- Gavin
8) "Without the power of observation, humans would be nothing." -Windona
9) "Put the stank on it" Brendan
10) You can't always get what you want -Colleen (catcake)
11) "Kids are smarter than adults. It's a scientific fact-you can't teach an old dog a new trick because the nerve connections for them to learn the trick is gone" -Windona
12) "Do not ask for whom the bell tones, it tones for thee."- Grim Reaper
13) "If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, then what does an empty desk mean?"- Albert Einstein
14) "If it was impossible to not believe in god, then the world wouldn't be as rich in culture" -???
15) "We're all insane, just in different levels." -???
16) "Stupid idiot toilet!"-Gavin
17) "tony tony tony cheap cheap cheap he even steals from his kids bank accounts"-Gavin
18) "Those kids are really smart.They started their own company and are in the gifted and talented program." -Windona's best friend Carlos about Brendan and Gavin
19) "He said posh." -Carlos, about Brendan.
20) "Foul stank"- catcake, said often by spiralvicepres
21) "I'm posh."-spiralvicepres
23) "I am a cat meoeoowoeoeoweoeoweooewew"-The Guy on our homepage
24) "You're Stypid"-Gavin
25) "What a chitch." -Windona when talking about a really cruel girl
26) "Kitties are swasome!"
27) " shake it'-justin the wise (lol)
28) "Pish- posh is thy name"-Brendan, spiralvicepres
29) "Mercy gives you MRSA"- Gavin on the phone with Brendan
30)"Are you Crappin Me?"-Gavin
31)"No fancy crap, got it?"-Gavin
32)"That is NOT posh"-Gavin
33)"You did what?"-Gavin
34)"That bunny has gone bad"-Gavin about wild bunnies that attack people
35)"The drain goes down,but thine is being sucked with it"-Gavin
36)"Hit counters will hit thou hard"-Gavin, about the hit counter on the homepage
37)"Crazy is the name of thine, posh is the name of mine"-Gavin
38)"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery-Collen (catcake)
39)"Spiral,Spiral,Spiral, Spiral..."-Gavin
40)"If you can't do it, make someone do it for you"-Gavin
41)"Ooh, that's my jam!"-Big Momma in Big Momma's House 2
42)"Only people who do drugs wear uggs"
43)"We're dreadfully posh."
44)"How rude"- Brendan about someone and their false insult
45)"Wein- weiner poopie?" -Jean Mansel
46)"Michael Jackson is FABULOUS!!!" -Brendan
47)"Ooga slagha waga!"- Connor
48)""You're Full Of Fiction" - John Edmuds IV
49) "It is always now everywhere, despite time differences". -From The Thieves Of Time by Terry Pratchett.
50)"The elements found in a human being is all junk that you can buy in any market with a child's allowance." -FMA volume 1.
51) "After all, what is fashion but a form of ugliness so hideous that it needs to be changed every six months?" -Oscar Wilde
52) "Don't get scared, get angry." -Susan
53) "If you wish to kill yourself getting in shape, do crew" -Windona
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Please leave your name and quote.
Music is now on this page in the form of a video. Please press play and turn up the sound.

Vice CEO's Resignation Letter

spiralvicepres — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:05:34 CST

Spiral Inc Will Be Expanding in the Next Few Years

When our company is reborn in about 5 or 6 years, many things will change.

Company Newsletter

Windona — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:35:43 CDT

Spiral INC Newsletter Is Under Development

The Spiral Incorporated newsletter will be arriving on some people's doorstep in the coming few weeks. It will give details on what is happening in Spiral, and also a word from all of us running the company. You can also get coupons and be updated on new developments from Research and Development (RDDSI). More to come soon.....

Announcements

Windona — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:34:45 CDT

Spiral Inc's main site is being cleaned up thoroughly and a new site has been born, for the funner side of Spiral.

More info soon.

Customer's Choice

Windona — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:33:41 CDT

On this page, we ask your approval and for your ideas on what you want from this company. Please inform us, we would love to know.
NEW FEATURE!
Spiral Court!

Please comment on how you like the music video. It's Ashley Tisdale's He Said She Said.

spiral sites

spiralvicepres — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:36:24 CDT

Under this page will be all of the spiral sites, to make your own, simply click on add a new page from the page toolbox

Top spiral sites

bunnies
media
anti hillary
YOUR"S SHOULD BE HERE! (why not make a spiral site?)

Contest!

Windona — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:08:48 CDT

There will be a contest for all Spiral members besides Brendan, Gavin, and Windona.

We are thinking of changing our company name to get rid of its bad reputation. We would like people to submit a new name for a company and how it relates to our staff members and the Chairman and Vice Chairman. A simple explanation will do, please submit it to all three not included in this contest. The winner will receive a bag full of candy donated to Spiral.

Food For A Thought

Windona — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:56:54 CDT

Since Gavin has his own food page, I'll teach you step-by-step cake decorating tomorrow. I have a decorated a cake for my mom's birthday. I'll give you the recipe for icing and the baking kit you need to buy is $19.99, you can buy it at AC More or Micheals, any baking store and it's Wilsons Cake Decorating Kit Course 1. Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
1 tsp. clear vanilla extract
2 Tbsp milk or water
1 cup solid veggie shortening
1 Tbsp Wilton Meringue Powder
1 lb. sifted confectioner's sugar (appox. 4 cups)

1. Sift the confectioner's sugar and meringue powder into a large mixing bowl and set aside.
2. Cream shortening, flavorings and milk or water.
3. Gradually add sifted dry ingredients and mix on medium speed until all the ingredients have been thoroughly mixed together.
4. Blend an additional minute or so until creamy.
Optional: To improve flavor or this butter cream icing, add 1 tsp. of butter extract and a pinch of salt.

Note: This is a special icing for cake decorating. The above recipe is for stiff icing, which is for making roses. If you use milk it lasts 1 week, if you use water it lasts 2 weeks. To make it medium consistency for borders and other decorating, add 1 Tbsp of water or milk, add two for thin consistency for writing and leaves.
For writing, use the tip with a small circle cut out. Pictures will be gained for later use.

We will give instructions in the spiral newsletter.

Want us to decorate your cake, or heck, even make it? Message us or leave a comment!
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Simple Tangy Apples:

Ingredients: Apples, as many a desired
A carton of orange juice
Lemon juice (optional)

1) Pour orange juice into a plastic container with a lid.
2) Cut up apples and put them in the orange juice. They will float a bit. Put more orange juice on them, but no so much that there's orange juice on the bottom and not apples.
3) Squirt a bit of lemon juice in. Refrigerate over night.

Open up and enjoy! If you give guests toothpicks next to the container, it will taste great!

Spiral Court

Windona — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:31:53 CDT

This is where all people for Spiral Court are assigned to cases. The reason the jury member may not always be on a case is due to biased opinion.
Current Case:

Caitlin Trial

Caitlin (better known as 1mica10) has been making nasty comments for much too long, and we cannot take it anymore. She is at risk of losing her job, and more is to come on this in the next week.
Note: Spiral Members contact either Brendan, Gavin, or Windona for this case.

Help Wanted

spiralvicepres — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:05:43 CDT

Spiral needs your help. Please request to be a writer, and most likely you will be approved.

If you think you deserve to be admin or mod then write a message to gavin_ or spiralvicepres and we will discuss.

Also, the Manager job is up for grabs, as well as any writer or advertising job.

Spiral Inc. Weekly Digest

spiralvicepres — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:57:08 CDT

Weekly Digest for
Spiral INC
Aug 7, 2008 - Aug 14, 2008
Number of Pages: 106
Total Members: 54
Top Contributor: spiralvicepres
Wetpaint 500 ranking: This wiki did not make the Wetpaint 500 this week

Customer and Employee Services

Windona — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:32:46 CDT

All pages under this one are chock full of items to help the customer and let them have a say in what they want.

Cool breakfast recipes

Windona — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:52:43 CDT

Scrambled eggs and cheese
1.Put 1 egg in a bowl and add milk then mix the egg up .
2.take 2 peices of cheese and put them into 8 small peices each and put them in them in the bowl.
3.and finnaly pour the mixture into a bowl and cook your egg.
enjoy!!!!!! and bunny!!!